There was a cucumber, pickle and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says, "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat and juicy, they cut me up on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!"
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you really didnt think i was going to show a pic now...did you?
Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:43 pm by Viinasu