Lost and Found

This is an ad on Craigslist "Lost and Found" for the town I live in:
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This morning at 6 you broke into my home, pissed on my porch, took your
pants off, and generally freaked everyone out. As I kicked you the fuck
out of my house, you forgot to grab your pants, wallet, dress?, iphone,
backpack stuffed to the brim with beer and condoms, and your batman
mask. Email me back with a letter of apology and I'll consider not
calling the cops and selling your shit. If you can't handle your booze,
then don't drink.

Location: WingTown

scratch

Re: Lost and Found Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:48 pm by Ventlus

marvelous

Re: Lost and Found Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:15 pm by **Viinasu**

I'LL NEVER WRITE YOU A LETTER OF APOLOGY MOTHAFUCKAS!!!! I'LL PISS ON YOUR PORCH WHILE WEARING A DRESS AND JAMMING TO MY IPHONE IF I DAMN WELL PLEASE CUZ I AM BATMAN!!!

i-i mean, what a crazy person! such condemnable behavior. >.> <.<

Re: Lost and Found Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:45 pm by Ghaleon

<.< vii, you okay? O_o

damn wing. that's some random ass crap to be posted on craigslist. xD

Re: Lost and Found Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:04 pm by **Zangetsu**

That's fucked up Wing. You shouldn't call the cops on him over a little piss.

Re: Lost and Found Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:35 pm by **Viinasu**

how dare they speak such words to batman??? >8(

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