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PostSubject: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:56 pm

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Tacos are not recognized as legal forms of identification in the state of Florida [insert bad joke about immigration laws here]. Matthew Falkner found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire [insert bad joke about Taco Bell's fire sauce or volcano taco here].

The incident occurred in the early morning of October 1 in Jensen Beach, according to the blog Off the Beat. Falkner, 30, had apparently decided to make a run for a fourth meal after downing some beers, and he somehow made it all the way to the fast-food joint in his Chevy pickup, placed his order, and received his taco before falling asleep.

The Taco Bell manager had to call police because Falkner was out cold at the pick-up window and holding up customers behind him. Clearly this was not a victimless crime, and our hearts go out to the hungry folks who had to wait so long for their late-night munchies.

A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.

Then deputies noticed Falkner had fallen asleep with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park. The engine had caught fire, and fire extinguishers were used to put it out.

Falkner's blood alcohol content was between .227 and .225, according to a breath test. That's three times the legal limit. He was hauled off to jail on DUI charges. No word on the fate of the taco.
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/10/drunk_florida_man_tries_to_use.php

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PostSubject: Re: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:01 pm

i dont believe that...where do you find such articles??
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PostSubject: Re: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:04 am

sounds like something zan would do
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PostSubject: Re: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:12 am

Kinda epic >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:12 am

i sure hope that taco's okay. it could have easily been killed. Shifty Eyes

and yeah, that's totally something zan would do. but i would have taken the taco if i were the police officer. XD


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PostSubject: Re: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Mon Oct 17, 2011 8:43 pm

I'm hungry now. For Taco. D:
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PostSubject: Re: Police Ask Drunk Man For ID, Man Gives Them Taco   Tue Oct 18, 2011 6:55 am

this really sounds kinda strange to me xD
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