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Subject: Massage Oil for bacon lovers Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:46 pm
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You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover."
The pork-o-philes at J & D's Foods say they're cooking up their first genuine batch of Baconlube. For just $11.99 plus shipping, you can lather up in their smokey, salty, and delicious lubricant-massage oil.
Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D's signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product -- also known as the "McRib of Sex" -- as an April Fools Day joke.
"But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming," J & D's website explains. "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."
The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times.
"So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome — we’ve got your back,” a press release obtained by the Toronto Star said.
Founders Justin and Dave established Seattle-based, bacon-obsessed company in 2007. Other offerings include Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes.
Subject: Re: Massage Oil for bacon lovers Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:47 pm
If Lele can smell like strawberry soda then why not a bacon... o.O
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Subject: Re: Massage Oil for bacon lovers Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:03 pm
You know, I was ok with the lady in the horse, the melted face lady, and even the poop steaks. But this time they've gone too far. WHY WON'T PEOPLE STOP DOING GROSS STUFF?
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And especially "hola!" to all those who remember a fragment of me; tonyflow.
im looking forward to be a little active again after all these years, take good care of me!
Hello, all! As you may see, I am new to the new forum, but I was a part of the previous ones. I wasn't very active then, but this time around, I will change that! *insert inspirational baby fist pump picture here*
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You may or may not have heard of me on the other forum, but I am no longer the super unfamous Rejected, but the incredibly noobish RetardLover. The new name fits more of my …
Anyway, my anime preferences are cyberpunk, horror and supernatural based, but i'm also a typical 90's kid who grew up on Akira, Bebop, Ghosts in Shells, Gundam Wing, DBZ and most anime shown on Toonami and Adult Swim. I enjoy a generous amount of anime outside of those years so take me as open minded in terms of anime discussion.
My Name is Kakalicious and its nice to meet you!
Some of you may know be by a different username and thats cool too
but I decided this was a better name for a forum
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well i think i'll go to bed though its like 1am and i have school