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PostSubject: Massage Oil for bacon lovers   Massage Oil for bacon lovers EmptyTue Nov 15, 2011 6:46 pm

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You're not a piece of meat -- but you can still be a "bacon lover."

The pork-o-philes at J & D's Foods say they're cooking up their first genuine batch of Baconlube. For just $11.99 plus shipping, you can lather up in their smokey, salty, and delicious lubricant-massage oil.

Of course, such an outrageous offering should be taken with a grain of J & D's signature bacon salt. In April 2009, the company introduced the same product -- also known as the "McRib of Sex" -- as an April Fools Day joke.

"But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming," J & D's website explains. "People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built."

The news is particularly exciting for Canadian bacon lovers, who will no longer be forced to choose between their two favorite past times.

"So you’re welcome Canada, you’re welcome — we’ve got your back,” a press release obtained by the Toronto Star said.

Founders Justin and Dave established Seattle-based, bacon-obsessed company in 2007. Other offerings include Bacon Ranch, Bacon, Bacon Pop, Bacon Lip Balm, and bacon flavored Mmmvelopes.

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PostSubject: Re: Massage Oil for bacon lovers   Massage Oil for bacon lovers EmptyTue Nov 15, 2011 6:47 pm

If Lele can smell like strawberry soda then why not a bacon... o.O
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PostSubject: Re: Massage Oil for bacon lovers   Massage Oil for bacon lovers EmptyTue Nov 15, 2011 7:03 pm

You know, I was ok with the lady in the horse, the melted face lady, and even the poop steaks.
But this time they've gone too far.
WHY WON'T PEOPLE STOP DOING GROSS STUFF?
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PostSubject: Re: Massage Oil for bacon lovers   Massage Oil for bacon lovers EmptyTue Nov 15, 2011 7:13 pm

I don't think I want my girl smelling like bacon. o_O
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